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McSweeney's is a humor site and this article is not meant seriously.

• 0_____0 1y ago
  Weirdly you're replying to the OP, who you'd think would ha' clocked tha
  • throwawayoldie 1y ago
    Nah I'm talking to the "if it's in the book" poster.
    • 0_____0 1y ago
      That person is also the submitter
      • throwawayoldie 1y ago
        Well well well. My reading comprehension fail.
• bigbuppo 1y ago
  Sometimes the jester is the only one allowed to tell the truth.