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Now ship something that requires a convincing demonstration of inner peace before allowing the user access to X Dot Com The Everything App, and you'll really be
by throwanem 1y ago
Now ship something that requires a convincing demonstration of inner peace before allowing the user access to X Dot Com The Everything App, and you'll really be cooking with fire.
- netsharc 1y agoUse the front-camera and tell the user to meditate for 30 seconds/algorithmically watch them while they do so. I guess web browsers don't have integrated face recognition APIs yet, although phones could probably do this
- throwanem 1y agoiPhones could do it well, using the face ID lidar to measure the user's pupils. (It already does this, taking advantage of the property that they are reflective in IR.) Androids with only a front camera would do it poorly. But either would require pairing with a wearable capable of SpO2, skin galvanometry, HR measurement, etc., in order to credibly analyze physiological stress. I suppose it needs clarifying that I say this all in jest, not as any kind of serious suggestion. Among other reasons, it would only improve the tone and not the substance.
- throwaway889900 1y agoBlade Runner 2049 style interrogation to prove you're not in a bad state of mind huh?
- throwanem 1y agoI mean, it is social media. Will you really say you never heard an idea you liked less?