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I see. So the Skype PR team was sitting around, possibly even delaying the relaunch... - Harp plays, scene fades in - "Neil, what's going on with the spin? W
by palish 19y ago
I see. So the Skype PR team was sitting around, possibly even delaying the relaunch...
- Harp plays, scene fades in -
"Neil, what's going on with the spin? We need that spin! We've just finished hiding the build numbers. Marketing has never been happier, so we can't afford anyone to know that we've been attacked now!" yelled Niklas, his ears flattening against his head. Being Supreme Skype Commander was hard work, and it was not made easier by this doofus from PR.
Neil glanced back, mildly annoyed. "I'm workin' on it, I'm workin' on it. Okay, hey, guys, a meteor. No wait, Velociraptors. Damn, no.."
They were all huddled in the conference room. Management had commanded them to stay late two days in a row now, until 6 PM. No one wanted to stay an hour late another day.
Suddenly, Tamma burst in. "I've got it! There was a windows update! It happened to coincide with the attack. We're saved!"
Everyone cheered, picking Tamma up and carrying her high in the air. Neil remained seated, slumped, head down.
"I still liked the Velociraptors.." he mumbled.
"Me TOO!" It came from behind him.
Neil had just enough time to turn around and scream in shock and horror before the Velociraptor jumped on him.
- Harp plays again, scene fades out -
I'm thinking no.