I know it's a joke, but recently a coworker showed us a preprint about theoretical calculations of long strings of nitrogen. They are very unestable and almost

I know it's a joke, but recently a coworker showed us a preprint about theoretical calculations of long strings of nitrogen. They are very unestable and almost immediately they split into a bunch of N2 molecules. So "just 3 nitrogen molecules in a trench coat" is a good characterization of the situation.