This reminds me of a story my dad always told. One time the organs of body had an argument. The brain said "I am the most important. I allow the body to think

This reminds me of a story my dad always told. One time the organs of body had an argument. The brain said "I am the most important. I allow the body to think and avoid danger. If I die the whole body will die with me." The heart screamed "I am the most important! If I stop even for a few minutes the entire body will die." So the argument continued. The kidneys, the liver, the skin, and the spine joined in. No one could agree who was the most important. Then the butthole closed up!