Given the massive list of restrictions on how the hypothetical $35,000 could be used, leads me to believe that it's come from illegal activities. In which case

Given the massive list of restrictions on how the hypothetical $35,000 could be used, leads me to believe that it's come from illegal activities. In which case you'd want to launder it and then use it to pay your lawyer, as that would be an investment that might keep you out of jail :)