"Do the Mac and Windows guys say that at present?" You seem to be suffering from a sense-of-humour failure. No, the Mac and Windows guys don't say it. But in m

"Do the Mac and Windows guys say that at present?" You seem to be suffering from a sense-of-humour failure. No, the Mac and Windows guys don't say it. But in my ironic alternative universe, the Mac guy would say something like: "Hi, I'm the new Mac. I have just one button. Anywhere. Do not try and move the cursor. That's impossible. Instead ... only try to realize the truth." And the Windows guy would say: "Hi, I'm a PC. Vista makes me all shiny, which we think is much more important than running with your legacy hardware. Or your favourite software. Or with less than 10Gb of RAM. Good luck with any of that!" But seriously, why take seriously something which was only ever intended to be a flippant remark?