Are we sure this isn't trolling? I mean come on: "Sleep and breakfast. I changed my breakfast from oatmeal to fruit because a student told me he had lost weigh

Are we sure this isn't trolling? I mean come on: "Sleep and breakfast. I changed my breakfast from oatmeal to fruit because a student told me he had lost weight eating foods with high water content (such as fruit). I did not lose weight but my sleep suddenly got worse. I started waking up early every morning instead of half the time. From this I figured out that any breakfast, if eaten early, disturbed my sleep."