Obviously my first thought as well. For the uninitiated, dwarf bread[0] is Discworld's version of elf bread from lord of the rings. It never goes stale, as it'

Obviously my first thought as well. For the uninitiated, dwarf bread[0] is Discworld's version of elf bread from lord of the rings. It never goes stale, as it's already concrete-like when it's fresh. It's also the source of my favorite pun in Pratchett's vast wordplay production: the scone of stone, where dwarves royalty is coronated. [0] https://wiki.lspace.org/Dwarf_Bread https://wiki.lspace.org/Dwarf_Bread