By switching to e.g. musl, you can go down to a single megabyte ;) But in all seriousness, my example is quite cherrypicked, since nobody will actually statica

By switching to e.g. musl, you can go down to a single megabyte ;) But in all seriousness, my example is quite cherrypicked, since nobody will actually statically link glibc. And even if they did, one can make use of link-time optimization to remove lots of patches of unused code. Note that this is the same strategy one would employ to debloat their Rust binaries. (Use LTO, don't aggressively inline code, etc.)