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True privacy freaks use a diaphragm pacemaker hooked to a CSPRNG to securely randomize their breathing pattern in public. Also, make sure to use a different CS
by meindnoch 1y ago
True privacy freaks use a diaphragm pacemaker hooked to a CSPRNG to securely randomize their breathing pattern in public.
Also, make sure to use a different CSPRNG for your gait randomizer, to avoid entropy starvation.
- iwontberude 1y agoWe need a way to get quantum entangled particles delivered to various parts of our bodies for ultimate privacy guarantees.
- reginald78 1y agoRandom pattern would make you stick out, particularly when everyone else in the area has identifiable breathing patterns. You'll want to set your diaphragm pacemaker to mimic the most common breathing pattern, probably based on a sample of breathing patterns from your geographical area.
- tetris11 1y agoSome people would pay good money to have the breath profile of an athlete, in order to qualify them for only the best of careers.
- m463 1y agoWell, you'd get turned away at all-you-can-eat buffets.
- kridsdale1 1y agoI expect Champion Eaters have the breath-holding patterns of free divers. Epiglottigeal toggling is an esophageal inefficiency.
- zeristor 1y ago> Epiglottigeal toggling is an esophageal inefficiency. A tongue twister for the age!
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- jcims 1y agoJust carry a chihuahua around in a backpack. Problem solved!
- kridsdale1 1y agoBreathe without rhythm And you won’t attract the worm
- UltraSane 1y agoJust use a wheelchair