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what if prison ends up becoming the most distraction-free dev environment. no meetings, no slack pings, no linkedin recruiters, just you, a terminal, and 10 yea
by b0a04gl 1y ago
what if prison ends up becoming the most distraction-free dev environment. no meetings, no slack pings, no linkedin recruiters, just you, a terminal, and 10 years of uninterrupted focus. kinda terrifying how productive that sounds
- koakuma-chan 1y agoWhat are disadvantages of living in prison?
- yrds96 1y agoDisregarding the lack of anywhere to go, and assuming no enemies within the prison, I see no disadvantages.
- SpaghettiCthulu 1y agoHow's the food in prisons?
- wespiser_2018 1y agoYou never go on vacation. Your family gets sick. Your friends need your help. You want to travel. You want to go to funerals for people who aren't in your direct family. You want to explore hobbies. Idk, a few?
- const_cast 1y agoYou're essentially designated a human of lesser value, which means nobody really cares about you. If guards harm or sexually assault you, nobody cares. If other prisoners harm or sexually assault you, nobody cares. If you get sick, nobody cares. You will not receive good care in any sense of the word. If you have mental health issues, may God have mercy on your soul.
- rawgabbit 1y agoDon’t give our overlords any ideas. Open plan offices are bad enough.
- mcmcmc 1y agoNo pings, just people who may decide to shiv or rape you
- financypants 1y agoSomething like prison probably is the most productive environment one could be in. It almost completely eliminates the need for self discipline because it's all enforced.
- msgodel 1y agoIf you're not dating anyway and don't own your house outright prison with computer access honestly doesn't sound bad at all. No need to worry about rent, no need to worry about healthcare, no need deal with all this social crap.
- ty6853 1y agoWhen I had a <3 year old demanding child I often thought about how relaxing prison would be, with relatively normal set sleeping, work patterns, and in some prisons guaranteed personal space at night with at worst an adult roomate. Just the thought of maybe being able to peacefully read a book for 30 minutes, at times I almost wished to be imprisoned...
- shreddit 1y agoSo two more years to go you say…
- GuinansEyebrows 1y agothis is something you can freely achieve for yourself without prison -- no need to speak this evil into existence haha.
- ironmagma 1y agoNot rent, just crippling debt: https://apnews.com/article/crime-prisons-lawsuits-connecticut-074a8f643766e155df58d2c8fbc7214c https://apnews.com/article/crime-prisons-lawsuits-connecticu...
- ycombinatrix 1y agothat is horrifying. i really wish i hadn't read that. we live in a cruel world.
- barbazoo 1y agoAlmost sounds like you haven’t watched season 3 episode 9 of a little documentary called The Office.
- h1fra 1y agoPaaS - Prison as a Service
- keybored 1y agoTerrifying that slinging code for years on end is what one aspires to as a free individual pondering asceticism.
- sneak 1y agoYou can have that now on the outside if that’s what you want. Start with one room in your house. Remove everything but a dedicated cheap computer and a table and a bed and a bottle of water. Strictly limit the apps you can use or the sites you can access.