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Can't wait for my phone to identify me by making an impulse response recording of my nose so I can convince it that I'm me at 6 in the morning.
by boomlinde 1y ago
Can't wait for my phone to identify me by making an impulse response recording of my nose so I can convince it that I'm me at 6 in the morning.
- yujzgzc 1y agoThey demonstrated it on a 24h recording, not likely applicable for phone unlock...
- ASalazarMX 1y agoTOO MANY ID FAILURES. PLEASE ESKIMO KISS YOUR PHONE FOR 24 HOURS TO CONFIRM IDENTITY.
- EGreg 1y agoYou’re going to have to, though..
- yndoendo 1y agoModern security recommends two form factor authentication. Still need the finger print or heartbeat tracker to login. Apple recommends using the piss test sensor that will sequence your DNA for the security enclave decryption key. Holding the finger print while delivering the data stream maximizes security. Someone might of too the piss out if you without knowing.
- actionfromafar 1y agoiOS 20 will come with matching dissolving air-tablets you swallow every other Monday, ID nanoprobes are then slowly secreted by the kidneys. The Genius Bar will corroborate your identity and watch you swallow the pill.
- burnt-resistor 1y agoDogs approve but demand apps of VR chasing squirrels and treat delivery apps.