Colonize the… what now? In how long!? What is that man smoking and can I have some? Five years wouldn’t be enough time to “colonise” Antarctica, let alone ano

Colonize the… what now? In how long!? What is that man smoking and can I have some? Five years wouldn’t be enough time to “colonise” Antarctica, let alone another planet (just one!), and certainly not anything at a larger scale, even if we were visited by aliens tomorrow and they gifted us five hundred spaceships to give us a boost.