This is not the answer you're looking for, but it is my honest and genuine answer: I fixed it easily. I quit using GTM, GA4, and UA altogether. I have zero Goog

This is not the answer you're looking for, but it is my honest and genuine answer: I fixed it easily. I quit using GTM, GA4, and UA altogether. I have zero Google and Facebook scripts on my sites anymore. Particularly after the GA4 transition, it was obvious they didn't mind wasting my time, for bad results and inaccurate data, with tons of work, and constantly changing tools. Screw that. There's a hundred better ways to get data.