Being fat, obese, and sedentary is my workaround for the illegality of suicide. If I die of a heart attack at my desk because the stress of work finally got me,

Being fat, obese, and sedentary is my workaround for the illegality of suicide. If I die of a heart attack at my desk because the stress of work finally got me, at least those who loved me and expected more from me won't think I didn't try.