What, that we're collectively unable to deal with relatively minor and innocuous inconveniences for the sake of the planet (setting aside whether or not straws

What, that we're collectively unable to deal with relatively minor and innocuous inconveniences for the sake of the planet (setting aside whether or not straws are actually a huge deal)? That in spite of all the progress humans have made, we're somehow unable just take the lid off and drink out of a cup without pitching a fit?