When I was 20 I had a pen in my pocket and it leaked all over my pants on a flight. On the way back home, I was going through airport security and had another

When I was 20 I had a pen in my pocket and it leaked all over my pants on a flight. On the way back home, I was going through airport security and had another pen in my pocked. I picked it up from the tray, turned to my friend behind me, and without thinking said in a fairly loud voice, "I wonder if this one will explode on the plane". Dead silence as every eye in the room turns to this young kid holding up a pen. I just stammered out an apology as my face went bright red and I shoved it back in my pocket. I can't actually believe they let me on the plane.