This reads like a poorly-executed Onion story. This is either a terrible parody or one of the best examples of how tech "journalism" has become a complete joke.

This reads like a poorly-executed Onion story. This is either a terrible parody or one of the best examples of how tech "journalism" has become a complete joke. Can you imagine a story on the front page of the NYTimes: "Something crazy going on somewhere in the world, but we're not sure where or what."