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By 2026 my dishwasher is going to have a forced update to run Doom in an effort to be classified as a video game console, isn’t it?
by dghlsakjg 1y ago
By 2026 my dishwasher is going to have a forced update to run Doom in an effort to be classified as a video game console, isn’t it?
- 20after4 1y agoI don't know if the assholes behind these restrictions are clever enough to think of that loophole. Thanks for giving them the idea!
- thrance 1y agoNo need for that much effort, just have a horde of lawyers convince lawmakers that dishwashers are actually medical devices, that help relieve wrist pain from doing the dishes. A bit of brib- lobbying might help the lawmakers understand if the arguments aren't enough.
- EndsOfnversion 1y agoI think you’ll find “Hurt me plenty” is sufficient for all but the toughest baked on food stains.
- 1970-01-01 1y agoIf Samsung gets Doom to do LAN multiplayer with the coffee machine and the refrigerator, then they all deserve the title of video game console.
- ourmandave 1y agoIt will be a patched Doom that doesn't let you upgrade or fix your armor.
- sidewndr46 1y agoAnything connected to the internet ought to be a "Security system" and should therefore be exempt as well