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Fry: Do you take Visa? Clerk: Visa hasn't existed for 500 years. Fry: American Express? Clerk: 600 years. Fry: Discover Card? Clerk: Sorry, we don't take D
by nrj 14y ago
Fry: Do you take Visa?
Clerk: Visa hasn't existed for 500 years.
Fry: American Express?
Clerk: 600 years.
Fry: Discover Card?
Clerk: Sorry, we don't take Discover.
- Zimahl 14y agoCustomer: Do you accept the Discover Card? Peter Griffin: Ha! Hey, Lois! Diamond Jim Brady over here just asked if we accept the Discover Card. Lois Griffin: Ohhhh! They're in an exclusive club that's called 'anybody'! Peter Griffin: Yeah! No, no, no! I don't think so. You know, you know, I'd rather take two live chickens than your fly-by-night credit card. I would rather take a jar of pennies which value was less than your bill.
- joshu 14y agoWhen I worked at Morgan Stanley, which owned Discover card, our corporate cards were, of course, Discover cards. They also assigned us Amex cards in case we were somewhere that didn't take Discover cards. And also Visa cards, in case we were somewhere that didn't take Amex cards.