This is just close enough to what I want to be frustrating. I want a Android/iOS-like notebook. Don't need touch. I need a browser, facebook, youtube, email, m

This is just close enough to what I want to be frustrating. I want a Android/iOS-like notebook. Don't need touch. I need a browser, facebook, youtube, email, malware resistance & an app store with a handful of essential apps (eg google docs, games). A substantial percentage of laptop owners can't reliably get a word doc in an email, edit it & email it back. They used to be able when they used Firefox which launched doc files in openoffice which had an "email as an attachment button." Now they use chrome which launches Word where they can't find "email as an attachment" and it wouldn't help anyway because it would launch thunderbird which isn't configured to use their email address. I want a laptop for them.