I got about halfway through before giving up on this article. I thought it was just taking a long time to get to the point then I realized one wasn't coming. T

I got about halfway through before giving up on this article. I thought it was just taking a long time to get to the point then I realized one wasn't coming. Thinking it was all a Duchamp-esque drollery, I checked to see if it was AI-generated and alas, it isn't.