Yes, weird. I also liked this part: Embers from a fire won’t burn the surface (If removed quickly). I think that is true for many surface materials, and that

Yes, weird. I also liked this part: Embers from a fire won’t burn the surface (If removed quickly). I think that is true for many surface materials, and that "quickly" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. It also completely fails to communicate whether or not a carbon fiber chair is "safe enough" around an open fire. Annoying.