My wife hates that phrase, and tells me she is continually tempted to reply, "Well, the bread has never tasted anything, not being a root, and cows don't taste

My wife hates that phrase, and tells me she is continually tempted to reply, "Well, the bread has never tasted anything, not being a root, and cows don't taste with their muscles or udders, so that's the burger and cheese. I'd have to say not too well."