I love side-bangs: dot-em-dash and em-dash-dot horizontal exclamation marks •— like aroused upside-down question mark parentheticals, thrust sideways at ±90° —•

I love side-bangs: dot-em-dash and em-dash-dot horizontal exclamation marks •— like aroused upside-down question mark parentheticals, thrust sideways at ±90° —• to cleave and erect an exciting, turgid sub-clause from an otherwise limp, boring sentence.