There's even worse language language for this. It's absolutely essential for an modern e-commerce, but has no official standard or spec, many thousands of libra

There's even worse language language for this. It's absolutely essential for an modern e-commerce, but has no official standard or spec, many thousands of libraries but they're mostly poorly maintained and geoblocked. The language itself is just a hodge podge of other languages that were popular in the past, and as a result it's worse than Perl for having too many ways to do any single thing. The major dialects may be theoretically compatible, but in practice there's usually friction when you try to mix them. [Ok that's enough, ed.]