The hilarious part is this is just Catastrophic MySQL Production Error Case #693, but people won't dare move away from MySQL. They will keep using it and build

The hilarious part is this is just Catastrophic MySQL Production Error Case #693, but people won't dare move away from MySQL. They will keep using it and building out new services based on it because there's such a large list of known failure cases. People feel safe knowing how things can fail rather than seeing something "just work" and not knowing why.