My first thought reading through was "heh, but now that I'm in NYC... I wonder what my chances are..." and then bam... there ya go! I'm glad to see stuff like t

My first thought reading through was "heh, but now that I'm in NYC... I wonder what my chances are..." and then bam... there ya go! I'm glad to see stuff like this, and totally agree with the points– especially the whole git-like-a-boss bit.