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While I generally subscribe to the philosophy of "if you're good at doing something then never do it for free", but my company is welcome to my shit for free.
by DrillShopper 1y ago
While I generally subscribe to the philosophy of "if you're good at doing something then never do it for free", but my company is welcome to my shit for free.
- jjkaczor 1y agoFirst they will run it through some sort of analytics to sell the results to biomedical information-tracking companies for aggregate data: https://techcrunch.com/2025/05/22/the-wild-story-of-how-gut-health-ai-toilet-startup-throne-raised-4m-led-by-moxxie/ https://techcrunch.com/2025/05/22/the-wild-story-of-how-gut-... Next - they will take the resulting "output" physical mess and turn dump it into a methane fuel-generating waste-treatment plant. If that still doesn't make enough $$$, and your measured productivity metrics are not good enough, don't worry - if you also end-up living in one of the "techbro sponsored corporate feudal city-states" you can always help the company by being turned into "biodiesel": https://newrepublic.com/article/183971/jd-vance-weird-terrifying-techno-authoritarian-ideas https://newrepublic.com/article/183971/jd-vance-weird-terrif...