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Nah it’s going to be more like those standing seats that some low-cost airlines have been planning for a while. That’s more than enough for you and your headset
by aerhardt 1y ago
Nah it’s going to be more like those standing seats that some low-cost airlines have been planning for a while. That’s more than enough for you and your headset. The very best workplaces will also provide a small elliptical bike at your feet.
There will be fewer and fewer of us in years to come, but real estate doesn’t grow on trees!
- hoppp 1y agoThey can make electricity with your pedalling. Like a dystopic hamster wheel powered office. All bodily functions can be monetized
- DrillShopper 1y agoWhile I generally subscribe to the philosophy of "if you're good at doing something then never do it for free", but my company is welcome to my shit for free.
- jjkaczor 1y agoFirst they will run it through some sort of analytics to sell the results to biomedical information-tracking companies for aggregate data: https://techcrunch.com/2025/05/22/the-wild-story-of-how-gut-health-ai-toilet-startup-throne-raised-4m-led-by-moxxie/ https://techcrunch.com/2025/05/22/the-wild-story-of-how-gut-... Next - they will take the resulting "output" physical mess and turn dump it into a methane fuel-generating waste-treatment plant. If that still doesn't make enough $$$, and your measured productivity metrics are not good enough, don't worry - if you also end-up living in one of the "techbro sponsored corporate feudal city-states" you can always help the company by being turned into "biodiesel": https://newrepublic.com/article/183971/jd-vance-weird-terrifying-techno-authoritarian-ideas https://newrepublic.com/article/183971/jd-vance-weird-terrif...