Update a few hours later for anyone who stumbles upon this later: Apple has unilaterally disabled my account and told me to create a new one. They will let me

Update a few hours later for anyone who stumbles upon this later: Apple has unilaterally disabled my account and told me to create a new one. They will let me know in 5-10 business days if they will refund the balance in my account. There is a slight chance that the refund process will resolve the account issue as it is being elevated to an engineering team in the fraud department.