I am fairly sure that all the "quotes" are imaginary and exaggerated to the point of hyperbole. For example, I expect that they know their audience knows there

I am fairly sure that all the "quotes" are imaginary and exaggerated to the point of hyperbole. For example, I expect that they know their audience knows there is actually no such thing as "100% Certified Organic Open Source Software", and that no good-faith inquiry would request such a thing.