Then learn Forth. And Morse code. You'll need Haskell for dat Damas-Milner sexiness. Wait wait, we need to pile on some Ruby and JavaScript, you don't want t

Then learn Forth. And Morse code. You'll need Haskell for dat Damas-Milner sexiness. Wait wait, we need to pile on some Ruby and JavaScript, you don't want to be some sort of weirdo that can't make a web app do you? Hrrrrm. Yep, need some APL. With Unicode. That'll really hammer in the concatenative into your brain.