That's a trick question. I mean, name 2 things anyone owns that aren't dumpster fires? Long time ago industrial engineers used to say, "Even Toyota has recall

That's a trick question. I mean, name 2 things anyone owns that aren't dumpster fires? Long time ago industrial engineers used to say, "Even Toyota has recalls." Something being a dumpster fire is so common nowadays that you really need a better reason to argue in support of a given entity's ownership. (Or even non-ownership for that matter.)