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Let's Talk About the Bidet, the Bathroom's Best-Kept Secret
- floundy 1y ago[flagged]
- smelendez 1y agoMany people feel more comfortable discussing their bathroom habits somewhat anonymously.
- MortyWaves 1y agoGod forbid people want more hygienic options than just “wipe the shit away and pretend like it’s really gone”.
- parasti 1y agoInternet tends to expose you to opinions of people you haven't met.
- hammyhavoc 1y agoSounds like something someone with a dirty bottom would say.
- Kirby64 1y agoMaybe consider that you live in a bubble without a lot of variety of cultures. Bidets are quite common in Europe, although they tend to be dedicated separate bidets. They’re also common in japan, obviously, with Toto existing there. And even within my own sphere, my (US company) work has bidets in every toilet, and some of my relatives discuss bidet use, none of us are “Internet people” as you state.
- lttlrck 1y agoCareful you don't slip getting off that high horse.
- andsoitis 1y agoSo timely. I’m shopping for a bidet and looking for one that’s an add-on to existing toilet rather than installing a free-standing one. I also know that you can buy toilet/bidet combos so I’m also open to replacing my existing toilet with one of those. What bidets do people have experience with and would recommend?
- idontwantthis 1y agoGet a “bum gun”. No need for a separate device. It connects to the toilet’s inflow.
- skylurk 1y agoSeconded. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower
- margalabargala 1y agoAlmost all the "built in" ones are functionally the same as the "add on" ones, the main difference being the guarantee of good seat fit. In all cases the actual toilet is made of porcelain, which as you might imagine does not lend itself well to installing motors and electronics. Even for units that are sold as a combo, the bidet is built into the seat/lid, which is exactly how the add-ons work. I installed one of these on an existing toilet in my house and it was fine: https://alphabidet.com/products/alpha-ix-pure-bidet-seat https://alphabidet.com/products/alpha-ix-pure-bidet-seat I've since swapped out to a different toilet that came with a built in bidet and it's also fine, not markedly better. If you're replacing the whole toilet might as well just get an all in one with the guaranteed fit. If you weren't going to, there's no reason not to just get the seat.
- wintermutestwin 1y agoFeatures I have and think aren't worth paying more for: 1. Dryer. None of them push anywhere near enough air to do anything useful. I use a hair blow dryer. 2. Hot water. Although it is a bit of a shock, I prefer cold water as it helps shrink the hemorrhoidal tissues. Wife disagrees with this one so we set it on the lowest heat and I keep spraying until it gets cold. Japan has these everywhere and 95% of them are Toto brand so that's what I went with and it has been great.
- fithisux 1y agoCan't live without one. I do not have space, but a good plumber made me one with the seat and a hose (similar to shower) from the the common water distributor.
- vel0city 1y agoCareful for the cheap bidet add-ons you'll find on Amazon and what not. A friend had one fall apart in an upstairs bathroom while he was on a weekend getaway. Now half his house is flooded out.
- haiku2077 1y agoOne of the most valuable purchases I've made for my home are water sensors that can remotely close my main valve.
- protimewaster 1y agoDo you know of one of these that can work with an outdoor, underground main valve? It seems like the vast majority I've seen either need mains electricity access (which isn't readily available underground in the front yard where the valve is) or aren't fully weather proof (which is a problem when the valve sump fills up during large rains), or both.
- haiku2077 1y agoI do not. I plan to have my underground irrigation valve brought up to the surface when it next needs maintenance.
- burnt-resistor 1y agoHave 2 Washlét S550e that are about 4 years old. Customer service is excellent. The only downsides are no bowl light while lid raised and both randomly lifts the lid with no one there.
- bombcar 1y agoI have yet to find a bidet that works like a power washer for the beef starfish. Instead, they all seem to just get your bum wet, so you have to get in there and dig around. Might as well strip down and jump in the shower - the power spray on any decent nozzle is way better. Or buy some wet-wipes (baby wipes) and just don't flush them.
- codelikeawolf 1y agoI just added "beef starfish" to my personal encyclopedia of hilarious terms. Thank you for making my day!
- SAI_Peregrinus 1y agoI got a no-name handheld sprayer[1] back in early 2020. It'll absolutely work like a power washer if you turn the T-valve all the way on. That can be painful, probably best to keep the pressure a bit lower. [1] https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DR83GQB https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DR83GQB
- slillibri 1y agoThe Toto washlets I used in Japan were plenty powerful, plus they had adjustments for pressure and temperature.
- hammyhavoc 1y agoIf these are bidets that are plumbed into the mains supply, then yes, water pressure is too low in many places. I'm fortunate to live in an area of England where it's like pressure washing your patio—that jet of water can most definitely cut your paper-thin arse tissue if you crank it and aren't careful (been there, done that—still love it six years on).
- cosmotic 1y agoI thought this the first few days I was in Japan. I was only giving it 30sec or so. Apparently you're supposed to spray for a minute. Never had a problem after that.
- srean 1y agoI find health faucets http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower quite effective, except that one time it went terribly wrong. These are essentially telephone showers installed next to the toilet. You switch them on using a valve/trigger and then manually direct the fire. Simple, cheap, no fuss. This little guy, however, turned out to be a closet fire hose. It pretty much went from 0 to 1000 gallons per sec in an instant and just wouldn't let up. The valve was stuck. The extension hose was twisting and coiling around like crazy with the pressure released. The shower head was going full blast in my hand, initially directed at my rear, it was continuously pushing my hand away from anything that I was trying to point it towards. It give me a visceral understanding of how jet engines work. Working out a sequence of operations in my head to get out of such a situation while caught in a compromised and inflexible position, with only one hand free, was quite a challenge. I am not quite sure if I should be thankful that it wasnt AI powered and directed. If the pressure is low it can be quite unsatisfactory. The first Japanese ones I used there were ways to choose between a laminar and degrees of non-laminar, to full-on turbulent flow (all those controls must be for something), I would expect the former to be somewhat less flinch inducing. And it really tickles the shit out of you ! (no pun intended)
- datapolitical 1y agoI’ve always found this YouTube video on Bidets fairly instructive: https://youtu.be/zQx-ZbSQSBM?si=7YB6FYq6xdpH5wn3 https://youtu.be/zQx-ZbSQSBM?si=7YB6FYq6xdpH5wn3
- wintermutestwin 1y agoIf you have any issues talking family member into a bidet, I used this on my teenagers with much success: "If you got poop on your arm, would you just wipe it off with paper?"
- amonavis 1y agoI use the bidet every time I go to the bathroom for a #2, but the analogy you share doesn't really make much impact. The arm is in close proximity of the head and face, it's "there", but the anus is hidden and "far" and this some may feel unbothered with a non-immaculate routine.
- unshavedyak 1y agoThe analogy also falls apart in that I also wouldn’t just run some water over my arm either lol. I’d use some form of soap and water, possibly even anti bacterial given the subject matter. We have a long hand scrubbing routine, I’d expect similar for my arm at the very least.
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- subpixel 1y agoBidets are great but they don’t magically wash your bits. It’s best to think of them as a very small shower that just addresses that part of the body. Make no mistake, soap and friction at required, just like in a larger shower - especially under the circumstances a bidet is designed to address.
- burnt-resistor 1y agoThen you have a cheap one. The high-end ones can deliver almost painful pressured water and agitation patterns.
- lcnPylGDnU4H9OF 1y agoNot sure about cheap versus expensive. I have a $20, purely mechanical one which has an almost painful maximum pressure. No programmed patterns, though. (For what it’s worth, this $20 cheap-o still makes a big difference.)
- burnt-resistor 1y agoThe ability to aim is pretty definitive. I'm sure that it could be implemented for less than $100 rather than luxury brands costing 10x more.
- viewtransform 1y agoAdd 1 tbsp psyllium husk to your diet so pooping is like extruding pasta instead of an EBM (explosive bowel movement). Second, learn how to twerk.
- snvzz 1y agoI live in Japan. My own bidet has quite the pressure and movement pattern. I still use paper afterwards, but typically all it does is dry.
- emchammer 1y agoHow does it work logistically when it is a separate unit from the toilet? Are you supposed to shuffle over from the toilet to the bidet with your garments open?
- stefantalpalaru 1y ago[dead]
- burnt-resistor 1y agoNope. Extremely impractical. Better and simpler to retrofit an existing toilet (preferred) or have a toilet that includes the function (very expensive in the US).
- arde 1y agoYes. One might want to take care of the main stuff the usual way at least in part before passing on to the bidet, though, so as not to risk soiling. Source: Argentina, land of bidets.
- burnt-resistor 1y agoTOTO Washlét S550e retrofit works great. Heated seat, heated air dry, auto lid raise/close, and gets the job done. The only thing is the auto lid function periodically thinks ghosts need to go. ;)
- nineplay 1y ago"Best kept secret"? People have been raving about then non-stop since the first great toilet paper shortage.
- NalNezumi 1y agoA cheaper option is to buy a portable battery driven washlet/bidet. Super cheap, around 20$, can be washed and also used with hot water and brought around (office, travel).