Life is probably the name of the process that happens on the surface of an extremely hot iron ball covered with carbon and water as it cools. First it starts t

Life is probably the name of the process that happens on the surface of an extremely hot iron ball covered with carbon and water as it cools. First it starts to stink, then it gets fuzzy, then it starts to stink worse as the irregular fuzziness in the surface is replaced by geometric patterns spitting light and clouds of smoke. Eventually the surface is suddenly awash in fire and burnt black.