I'm going to add a section to my will. It will stipulate that if my family does this with my likeness, they must: 1) key in a slowly gyrating field of lines a

I'm going to add a section to my will. It will stipulate that if my family does this with my likeness, they must: 1) key in a slowly gyrating field of lines as the background 2) occasionally add a cd-skipping effect, and occasionally garble the pitch I'll be gone, so it won't make a difference, but it cracks me up to think of a solemn courtroom suddenly watching Thom Headroom give an impact statement.