And I want 192.168.1.1 as the IP of my workstation on corporate LAN. Both requirements are completely arbitrary. I guess if you really need that information, y

And I want 192.168.1.1 as the IP of my workstation on corporate LAN. Both requirements are completely arbitrary. I guess if you really need that information, you could wait4 and dump pid/rusage to syslog. Nothing more to see here; these are zombies, orphans, by definition these processes have been disowned and there's nobody alive to tell the tale.