There's this radical new invention. It's called... Pen and paper. It will work BETTER than your system at allowing you to actually remember stuff! Amazeballs!

There's this radical new invention. It's called... Pen and paper. It will work BETTER than your system at allowing you to actually remember stuff! Amazeballs! Near-zero emissions! Requires zero watts of electricity! Substitutes as emergency TP! Bet your LLM can't do that! Or just solve the problem permanently and don't date.