Are you willing to categorically claim that there is not now, and never will be, a situation in which someone must process JSON and would prefer to do so with a

Are you willing to categorically claim that there is not now, and never will be, a situation in which someone must process JSON and would prefer to do so with an extremely wimpy chip? And by "extremely wimpy" I mean the same thing you do: clock speeds measured in single- or double-digit MHz, code on something like NOR flash, and maybe a kilobyte or two of RAM if you're lucky. Sure, it sounds like a bad idea, but it wouldn't be the first time someone has had to do something crazy for compatibility with someone else's stuff.