My CV has so much experience in so many countries that I'd been nonchalantly asked multiple times "is this or that a lie?". At some point I realised that I don'

My CV has so much experience in so many countries that I'd been nonchalantly asked multiple times "is this or that a lie?". At some point I realised that I don't even have to work anymore and now I don't bother applying. You deserve all this, folks.