My version of TLDR: Article is good-written irony-style novel about relation between developers and "best practices" out there. Author is making a high-level (

My version of TLDR: Article is good-written irony-style novel about relation between developers and "best practices" out there. Author is making a high-level (a bit sarcastic) review of bunch of methodologies like NASA strategies, TDD, BDD, DDD, Toyota Kaban, Scrum etc. There's no point just reading TLDR, go and read the article itself.