Windows Startup is slow, so Microsoft makes Windows start up silently in the background even when computer should be powered off. Oh btw every joke has a grain

Windows Startup is slow, so Microsoft makes Windows start up silently in the background even when computer should be powered off. Oh btw every joke has a grain of truth (sigh) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28712108 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28712108