When I was young and beautiful and naive I enjoyed playing with setting things up, even though my main focus was on backend dev. Like, setup postgres, tweak set

When I was young and beautiful and naive I enjoyed playing with setting things up, even though my main focus was on backend dev. Like, setup postgres, tweak settings to performance, that kind of thing. So I was the first one to get the "figure out on site installation steps" task to share with client admin. Our small company was building enterprises things for large clients. And one of them wanted Oracle on Windows server. They also wanted a failover setup. How hard could that be? Now I hate Oracle. I hate Oracle consultants. I despise the ignorance. My favourite bit was Oracle uninstall procedure. I had like 4 pages printed just for this case. Oracle bad. Postgres good.