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In bed?! You gotta multitask if you want to get things done, try on the toilet next time.

• cookie_monsta 1y ago
  If you are spending 30 minutes on the toilet, language fluency is not your biggest problem
  • reddalo 1y ago
    But your nearest proctologist is going to have a new client soon.
  • ix101 1y ago
    But learning how to ask the chemist for proctosydol in French may pay off dividends
  • stefs 1y ago
    if i spend 30 minutes on the toilet, standing up again is my biggest problem
• poulpy123 1y ago
  on the toilet ? I only go to the toilet on company time
  • eigenman 1y ago
    “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.”
• glitchc 1y ago
  I read Hacker News on the toilet.