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> some of the things that you prioritize watching reels first thing in the morning in bed

• aquariusDue 2y ago
  In bed?! You gotta multitask if you want to get things done, try on the toilet next time.
  • cookie_monsta 2y ago
    If you are spending 30 minutes on the toilet, language fluency is not your biggest problem
    • reddalo 2y ago
      But your nearest proctologist is going to have a new client soon.
    • ix101 2y ago
      But learning how to ask the chemist for proctosydol in French may pay off dividends
    • stefs 2y ago
      if i spend 30 minutes on the toilet, standing up again is my biggest problem
  • poulpy123 2y ago
    on the toilet ? I only go to the toilet on company time
    • eigenman 2y ago
      “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.”
  • glitchc 2y ago
    I read Hacker News on the toilet.
• bookofjoe 2y ago
  Sorry—TikTok FTW
• octocop 2y ago
  10x more effective than coffee