... Is this a _joke_? Any pen heavy enough to be a useful weapon surely isn't particularly usable as a pen? Is the idea that you are supposed to _poke_ people w

... Is this a _joke_? Any pen heavy enough to be a useful weapon surely isn't particularly usable as a pen? Is the idea that you are supposed to _poke_ people with it or something? Also I can't help wondering if there are strategic pens. MIRV pens seem like they'd be particularly unhelpful.