Yes, seeing as how you're the perfect and complete representative of the general Internet-using population, it's inexplicable that anyone would try to do someth

Yes, seeing as how you're the perfect and complete representative of the general Internet-using population, it's inexplicable that anyone would try to do something so clearly and directly contrary to your desires. I mean, I would have answered the questions directly, but they are so open-ended and have so many different reasonable answers that I don't even know where to begin.