"Want to get a job? [COLLEGE] is having a 0% discount -- only $200,000 a year! Don't you want to have a place to live? Go horribly in debt, pick a degree that m

"Want to get a job? [COLLEGE] is having a 0% discount -- only $200,000 a year! Don't you want to have a place to live? Go horribly in debt, pick a degree that may not matter, all at an age where your Brain has not yet developed fully!" etc